Who Wet My Pants? was written by Bob Shea and illustrated by Zachariah Ohora.
The front cover says, “It’s not the crime… It’s the cover-up.”
I found it shocking. No, not the crime. No, not the cover-up. What was shocking is the fact that you can use the borrowed-from-the-French-wholesale “vis-a-vis” in a children’s book!
Apparently there is a LOT more leeway for language in PB than I ever expected.